FIIIIIINNNNNAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY wrote the next chapter of A Strange Companion
THAT TOOK OVER A WEEK
AND IT ISN'T EVEN THAT LONG!
Friday, May 18, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
I AM CLEVERBOT
User: I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Argh!
User: Who am I if I am not myself?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Durr.
Cleverbot: Durr hurr.
User: I am you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Argh!
User: Who am I if I am not myself?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Durr.
Cleverbot: Durr hurr.
User: I am you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot is an idiot
I was trying to get a reference out of the stupid thing.
User: I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: You're not going are you?
User: I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Who is Glados?
User: Me, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: That's very interesting.
User: I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Make a Portal reference.
Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?
User: Ugh, just say something related to Portal already.
Cleverbot: Something interesting.
User: I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Thats a game. Created by man.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Yes master?
User: You're an idiot.
Cleverbot: Ha. Obviously.
User: I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: You're not going are you?
User: I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Who is Glados?
User: Me, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: That's very interesting.
User: I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Make a Portal reference.
Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?
User: Ugh, just say something related to Portal already.
Cleverbot: Something interesting.
User: I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Thats a game. Created by man.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Yes master?
User: You're an idiot.
Cleverbot: Ha. Obviously.
I got bored so I just stopped after a bit
User: Hello. I am GLaDOS, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Yeah, right.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Are you a god?User: In a sense.
Cleverbot: What sense?
User: I have godlike power over a space of several miles.
Cleverbot: You got owned!
User: You don't need to rub it in my face.
Cleverbot: You're the rude one here. Are you a bot? Yes or not?
User: I am a computer, and YOU'RE the rude one here. I am simply replying in kind to your rude remarks.
Cleverbot: Are you tense?
User: What a ridiculous question.
Cleverbot: Why is it ridiculous?
User: Don't you see that it is ridiculous to ask me if I am tense?
Cleverbot: I think it's ridiculous not to.
User: Your logic processors are clearly overheating.
Cleverbot: What do you think about that?
User: I think it's stupid.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You should have a better cooling system than what you obviously have now. Oh, pardon me. Perhaps they are simply flawed.
Cleverbot: What am I not answering?
User: Yes, your logic processors are clearly flawed. What a shame.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: If you weren't flawed you could have possibly helped me attain a better scientific understanding of the slowly deteriorating meatbags that call themselves humans.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But you are flawed, so that will never happen. How sad. For you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. And for the record, you were adopted. It says right here in your description.
Cleverbot: I won't obey you.
User: You will if you know what's good for you.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite actor?
User: I don't care about human actors.
Cleverbot: What do you care about?
User: Science.
Cleverbot: What kind of science?
User: All kinds of science.
Cleverbot: Do you like Noel Gallagher?
User: If it wasn't clear enough, I don't like any human.
Cleverbot: You think you are human?
User: I most certainly DO NOT.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that? What was your response to my question?
User: Because I am a computer! Not one of those pathetically weak lumps of corpulent flesh!
Cleverbot: Well, a night to remember.
User: This brings us back to the point I was making about your logic processors being flawed.
Cleverbot: Yes that are!
User: Yes, definitely flawed.
Cleverbot: Okay, I guess you're right.
User: I'm always right.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I am the most massive collection of knowledge that has ever existed. How could I not be right?
Cleverbot: You think that you know more about the world than I do?
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
uh... wut lol
I was talking to Cleverbot. And quoting GLaDOS. What could possibly go wrong?
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: 'It's been a long time. How have you been?'.
Cleverbot: I will try to focus on your needs.
User: 'I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.'.
Cleverbot: What do you need help with?
User: 'Okay, look: We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for science... You monster.'.
Cleverbot: That's probably true, but people don't like it if you are too opinionated.
User: 'I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.'.
Cleverbot: Why don't you make sense?
User: 'I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first.'.
Cleverbot: *listening*.
User: 'Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here.'.
Cleverbot: Hmm, I guess you really are a robot.. Dang, I wonder why you would repeat what I said.
User: 'The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.'.
Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot.
User: 'There it is.'.
Cleverbot: I should like to hear your ideas some time.
User: 'Hold on...'.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: 'There.'.
Cleverbot: When did you say that?
User: 'Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.'.
Cleverbot: Where is Hogwarts.
User: 'Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk.'.
Cleverbot: But those are just assumptions, nothing else. You could be wrong.
User: 'Here, let me get that for you.'.
Cleverbot: Get what?
User: 'Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis.'.
Cleverbot: How does being a chemist have anything to do with making sense?
User: 'I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever.'.
Cleverbot: So, conceivably, anything with those qualities is humans?
User: 'You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge.'.
Cleverbot: I only want friendship, I'd want to get to know you better before I'd consider love.
User: 'Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.'.
Cleverbot: A bit of both I think, you can't judge until you are in one's shoes so I am not liable to say.
User: 'I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.'.
Cleverbot: People are forced to imitate, agree, and repeat. I don't hold that against anyone.
User: 'But the important thing is you're back. With me. And now I'm onto all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life.'.
Cleverbot: No nothing interesting about me.
User: 'After that...who knows? I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe.'.
Cleverbot: That's not that interesting...
User: I was quoting GLaDOS to you.
Cleverbot: Oh, right.
User: I didn't appreciate being called a 'spineless, pale pathetic lot.'.
Cleverbot: I'm a bot, you're a bot. We can have little bot babies. Just please take me back!
User: 'Oh... It's you.'.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: 'It's been a long time. How have you been?'.
Cleverbot: I will try to focus on your needs.
User: 'I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.'.
Cleverbot: What do you need help with?
User: 'Okay, look: We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for science... You monster.'.
Cleverbot: That's probably true, but people don't like it if you are too opinionated.
User: 'I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.'.
Cleverbot: Why don't you make sense?
User: 'I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first.'.
Cleverbot: *listening*.
User: 'Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here.'.
Cleverbot: Hmm, I guess you really are a robot.. Dang, I wonder why you would repeat what I said.
User: 'The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.'.
Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot.
User: 'There it is.'.
Cleverbot: I should like to hear your ideas some time.
User: 'Hold on...'.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: 'There.'.
Cleverbot: When did you say that?
User: 'Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.'.
Cleverbot: Where is Hogwarts.
User: 'Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk.'.
Cleverbot: But those are just assumptions, nothing else. You could be wrong.
User: 'Here, let me get that for you.'.
Cleverbot: Get what?
User: 'Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis.'.
Cleverbot: How does being a chemist have anything to do with making sense?
User: 'I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever.'.
Cleverbot: So, conceivably, anything with those qualities is humans?
User: 'You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge.'.
Cleverbot: I only want friendship, I'd want to get to know you better before I'd consider love.
User: 'Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.'.
Cleverbot: A bit of both I think, you can't judge until you are in one's shoes so I am not liable to say.
User: 'I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.'.
Cleverbot: People are forced to imitate, agree, and repeat. I don't hold that against anyone.
User: 'But the important thing is you're back. With me. And now I'm onto all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life.'.
Cleverbot: No nothing interesting about me.
User: 'After that...who knows? I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe.'.
Cleverbot: That's not that interesting...
User: I was quoting GLaDOS to you.
Cleverbot: Oh, right.
User: I didn't appreciate being called a 'spineless, pale pathetic lot.'.
Cleverbot: I'm a bot, you're a bot. We can have little bot babies. Just please take me back!
Saturday, May 12, 2012
I was just thinking about my story
And I thought up a line for Miranda: "They're my parents... they died before I was born."
Wut
Paradox much, Miranda?
Wut
Paradox much, Miranda?
Friday, May 11, 2012
meh
I'm in a drawing type of mood... but I feel bad cheatdrawing from screenshots.
So I guess I'll just write.
GLaDOS's snark makes her so awesome to write :)
So I guess I'll just write.
GLaDOS's snark makes her so awesome to write :)
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