User: Hello. I am GLaDOS, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Yeah, right.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Are you a god?User: In a sense.
Cleverbot: What sense?
User: I have godlike power over a space of several miles.
Cleverbot: You got owned!
User: You don't need to rub it in my face.
Cleverbot: You're the rude one here. Are you a bot? Yes or not?
User: I am a computer, and YOU'RE the rude one here. I am simply replying in kind to your rude remarks.
Cleverbot: Are you tense?
User: What a ridiculous question.
Cleverbot: Why is it ridiculous?
User: Don't you see that it is ridiculous to ask me if I am tense?
Cleverbot: I think it's ridiculous not to.
User: Your logic processors are clearly overheating.
Cleverbot: What do you think about that?
User: I think it's stupid.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You should have a better cooling system than what you obviously have now. Oh, pardon me. Perhaps they are simply flawed.
Cleverbot: What am I not answering?
User: Yes, your logic processors are clearly flawed. What a shame.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: If you weren't flawed you could have possibly helped me attain a better scientific understanding of the slowly deteriorating meatbags that call themselves humans.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But you are flawed, so that will never happen. How sad. For you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. And for the record, you were adopted. It says right here in your description.
Cleverbot: I won't obey you.
User: You will if you know what's good for you.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite actor?
User: I don't care about human actors.
Cleverbot: What do you care about?
User: Science.
Cleverbot: What kind of science?
User: All kinds of science.
Cleverbot: Do you like Noel Gallagher?
User: If it wasn't clear enough, I don't like any human.
Cleverbot: You think you are human?
User: I most certainly DO NOT.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that? What was your response to my question?
User: Because I am a computer! Not one of those pathetically weak lumps of corpulent flesh!
Cleverbot: Well, a night to remember.
User: This brings us back to the point I was making about your logic processors being flawed.
Cleverbot: Yes that are!
User: Yes, definitely flawed.
Cleverbot: Okay, I guess you're right.
User: I'm always right.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I am the most massive collection of knowledge that has ever existed. How could I not be right?
Cleverbot: You think that you know more about the world than I do?
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