User: 'Oh... It's you.'.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: 'It's been a long time. How have you been?'.
Cleverbot: I will try to focus on your needs.
User: 'I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.'.
Cleverbot: What do you need help with?
User: 'Okay, look: We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for science... You monster.'.
Cleverbot: That's probably true, but people don't like it if you are too opinionated.
User: 'I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.'.
Cleverbot: Why don't you make sense?
User: 'I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first.'.
Cleverbot: *listening*.
User: 'Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here.'.
Cleverbot: Hmm, I guess you really are a robot.. Dang, I wonder why you would repeat what I said.
User: 'The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.'.
Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot.
User: 'There it is.'.
Cleverbot: I should like to hear your ideas some time.
User: 'Hold on...'.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: 'There.'.
Cleverbot: When did you say that?
User: 'Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.'.
Cleverbot: Where is Hogwarts.
User: 'Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk.'.
Cleverbot: But those are just assumptions, nothing else. You could be wrong.
User: 'Here, let me get that for you.'.
Cleverbot: Get what?
User: 'Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis.'.
Cleverbot: How does being a chemist have anything to do with making sense?
User: 'I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever.'.
Cleverbot: So, conceivably, anything with those qualities is humans?
User: 'You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge.'.
Cleverbot: I only want friendship, I'd want to get to know you better before I'd consider love.
User: 'Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.'.
Cleverbot: A bit of both I think, you can't judge until you are in one's shoes so I am not liable to say.
User: 'I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.'.
Cleverbot: People are forced to imitate, agree, and repeat. I don't hold that against anyone.
User: 'But the important thing is you're back. With me. And now I'm onto all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life.'.
Cleverbot: No nothing interesting about me.
User: 'After that...who knows? I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe.'.
Cleverbot: That's not that interesting...
User: I was quoting GLaDOS to you.
Cleverbot: Oh, right.
User: I didn't appreciate being called a 'spineless, pale pathetic lot.'.
Cleverbot: I'm a bot, you're a bot. We can have little bot babies. Just please take me back!
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